Bruh. Forreals. I think they’re my new ship.
#motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.
brb,going to denmark.
Same in Australia. Student Allowance.
Wait? In school or in the uni?
I’M GOING TO DENMARK, BE BACK NEVER. lol
SNAPS! Time to go back to school..in Denmark that is!
Time to go to Denmark :)